I'm chicken after all.
True Story: When my mom and dad were first married, my mom would wake up earlier than my dad just to do her hair and make-up. She would then climb back into bed, just so he wouldn't see what she looks like without make-up/hair done.
Truer Story: Being a young married lady myself, I wake up with what I'll refer to as crazy bangs [pretty much sleep on my face] + [above picture was taken after I matted them down] and then kiss Don with *gasp* morning breath, before getting ready for work.
Truest Story: I love to sleep and couldn't imagine waking up earlier than necessary just to put on my make-up and do my hair. Don married me and he's stuck with me, crazy bangs and all!